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We're about to let you in to a little secret. There's is actually more than one Father Christmas. In this video, the Brummy Father Christmas, UK managing director of Santa Claud Ltd, is spilling a few of the trusted Santa strategies that help the festive season go without a hitch every year.
Christmas has never been more efficient. Father C. uses highly sophisticated sorting systems to make sure that the good girls and boys get their Christmas wishes. He's got a BlackBerry to stay on top of spreadsheets and douments from his sleigh. Even logistics have been improved to keep up with the demands of modern life: Rudolf comes with Sat Nav these days!
We tempted Father Christmas to Smarta HQ with mulled wine and few mince pies. Here are his tips for small businesses.