Aren't they marvellous?
We particularly like the use of that much maligned pizza topping - the baked bean - in Matt Cardle's pizza beard.
Fellow X Factor hopeful Cher Lloyd may be hoping to make a splash in the charts, but she might have to make do with having anchovies for hair instead.
Hungry for more?
I hope Rebecca Ferguson doesn't artichoke on her words this Saturday!
And check out X Factor boy band One Dough-rection. Tasty!
And last but by no means meat feast, bonus pizza face Wagner. His sweetcorny crooning might not be to everyone's taste, but at least he added a bit of colour to the (o)live shows!
Right. Smarta is now suffering from a pun overdose. Over and ragout.