Yep, that's right. The brains from Smarta HQ are inviting small businesses and entrepreneurs to make a unique contribution to Red Nose Day 2011 with a bid from your business.
Smarta founder Shaa Wasmund and her core team are each putting two hours of our time up for auction on eBay with ALL the proceeds going to Comic Relief.
Small businesses and entrepreneurs - notoriously short on resources - can land two hour mentoring sessions across every department from accounting to commercial, website, marketing, social media, content and strategy.
Up for grabs to the successful bidder are:
Shaa Wasmund - THE BOSS - serial entrepreneur, expert in starting and running businesses, raising finance, landing big money sponsorship deals and getting big.
Hayley Conick - THE STRATEGIST - chief planner, evolver of strategy and expert in company structure, operations and budgeting.
Ben Taylor - THE ACCOUNTANT - chartered accountant, heads up Theo Paphitis' Dragons' Den investment team. Commercial number cruncher who feeds off profit and eats up waste.
Matt Thomas - THE CREATIVE - editor, author, content king, social media addict, big idea generator, event inventor.
James Nixon - THE MARKETER - marketing machine, search engine optimisation and pay-per-click geek, PR magnet, customer-catcher.
Mo Seedat - THE TECHIE - genius developer whose mother tongue is HTML. Lives with his head in 'the cloud' and hands glued to a PC.
Bex Burn-Callander - THE HACK - content queen, blogger, champion interviewer, community builder.
Announcing the auction which will end at 4.15pm on Friday, Smarta founder Shaa Wasmund said: "This is an amazing opportunity to secure the services of a brilliant and diverse talent team - and contribute to a fabulous cause at the same time.
"Whoever wins will get a minimum two hours from everyone in the team and will get maximum focus on how we can help improve their business. If you're a small business owner, entrepreneur or even an investor, BID NOW!"
Make sure you visit our Red Nose Day page to make a bid.